Have you ever loved something SO MUCH you wished you could literally bathe in it? Immerse yourself completely? For example ice cream. Don't you wish you could go for a swim in an Olympic-sized pool of praline? If provided nearby shower accessibility? Or maybe the internet. Isn't it so damn fascinating that you sometimes imagine yourself literally living INSIDE the web? Do people even call it that anymore? My age is showing. My nerd is showing. But I know you do! Because so do I.
Well let me share with you the thing I would like to live inside and rarely leave: music. Especially pop music. Not LMFAO, not Katy Perry, not One Direction. I mean hardcore pop: the Beatles, Mozart, Queen, Katy Perry.. wait.. ok, that's not my point. My point is...! I have decided to listen to EVERY Now (That's What I Call Music) album from 1983 to album number 47, released August 6th, 2013. Yes I have. And Yes I have begun. And yes I will share this journey with you.
I must say this though: My path will be strange. I will go by year, and I will alternate. This is nothing less than time travel so it must be well-planned and strategic or else something bad might happen. Like dinosaurs and vikings.. or maybe just synthesizers and shoulder pads. Anyway I will begin with 2013, and then move to 1983. Return to 2012... and then explore 1984. Afterwords we will familiarize ourselves with 2011, and then come to know 1985. And show on and show forth! Until we meet in the middle and transcend the limitations of consciousness and graphing calculators.
Well, I'm excited. No really, like, my nipples are sensitive excited. Why are you looking at me like that?? Bye.
Well let me share with you the thing I would like to live inside and rarely leave: music. Especially pop music. Not LMFAO, not Katy Perry, not One Direction. I mean hardcore pop: the Beatles, Mozart, Queen, Katy Perry.. wait.. ok, that's not my point. My point is...! I have decided to listen to EVERY Now (That's What I Call Music) album from 1983 to album number 47, released August 6th, 2013. Yes I have. And Yes I have begun. And yes I will share this journey with you.
I must say this though: My path will be strange. I will go by year, and I will alternate. This is nothing less than time travel so it must be well-planned and strategic or else something bad might happen. Like dinosaurs and vikings.. or maybe just synthesizers and shoulder pads. Anyway I will begin with 2013, and then move to 1983. Return to 2012... and then explore 1984. Afterwords we will familiarize ourselves with 2011, and then come to know 1985. And show on and show forth! Until we meet in the middle and transcend the limitations of consciousness and graphing calculators.
Well, I'm excited. No really, like, my nipples are sensitive excited. Why are you looking at me like that?? Bye.
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